So first, I swiped my passport through the Alaska check-in machine and received an electric shock between the fingers. Then I thought it'd be really cool to try to get through the metal detector without removing anything from my person. Meanwhile the guy at the scanner thinks my iPhone + headphones wrapped around = bomb. And how many of those things does he see on an average day? Although one has to believe, they probably disregard so much in their checks on average that they probably would disregard a real bomb as an iPod. But actually, the TSA was actually remarkably nice to deal with this evening.
Thank goodness I got here two full hours early. It only took me 10 minutes to get through security, but now I've got an hour and fifty to drink my Drop Top. Neat! (Shame on me, it's my dinner. Nothing sounded good.)
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